Friday, December 4, 2009

Standard "Blog Will be Updated Irregularly While I Do Other Things" Post

I am sorry to say that [insert blog name here] will be infrequently updated over the next [insert brief time period here]. I am going to [insert tedious real-life endeavour here] in [insert scenic locale here].

There may be [insert arbitrarily low number here] updates while I'm away, unless I can't because [insert phony trumped up excuses, usually a poor internet connection or Clinton-era laptop breaking apart, here]. In the meantime, please feel free to read [insert links to other blogs, or your old, irrelevant posts incorrectly calling the outcome of long-finished cup finals here].

And when [insert blog name here] returns, it will be better than ever! So please please please [insert desperate plea for future loyalty here].

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1 comment:

Xtreme Gap said...

My name Oliver Bray and I run a gap year company called Xtreme Gap.
I was reading you blog and wanted to ask if you could assist with helping me promote this football tour of South Africa? I am sure it may be something your readers re interested in!
It is a all inclusive trip around South Africa during the football tournament, taking in 8 host cities and seeing the best of south Africa in the process. Tickets have just gone on sale and there is a limited number of places left on the tour (23 to be precise). This trip is exclusive to and we are very much looking forward to it!
The high lights of the trip will be the world cup opening ceremony, England’s first game vs USA, visiting 3 national parks, seeing Cape Town during the semis and Quarter finals and being present in Johannesburg during the final.

Along the way there are loads of exciting extreme sports we will get involved in as well.

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Many thanks and best wishes.