Wouldn't It Be Cool If...

"No, that one set of footprints is when I carried you, YNWA!"

...Arsenal beat Manchester United on Sunday, and Liverpool beat West Brom, and it came down to Hull having to beat United next weekend in order to remain in the Premier League, and United having to beat/draw Hull to win the Premier League?

That is literally the only way I could imagine the Premier League maintaining any interest for me whatsoever outside of the fact Aston Villa could decide whether Newcastle stay in the Premier League.

So, let the transfer talk begin. Jesus to Liverpool?

"He's terrible with crosses and some matches seems to go dead only to come alive in the final third."

"The referee's had a word with Jesus. Seems he wants to know what truth is. God, they've all gone soft on players these days. Alan?"

"Jesus has taken a nasty gash in that fifty-fifty ball. Is that...water and blood coming out there? Someone's been drinking too much Lucozade I imagine."

Oh, and now that I've sent you off it completely, you can vote for AMSL as the best football blog in the world and all possible worlds for ever and ever, amen.

UPDATE ON THE AWARD I HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING: Fred's SIATVS (to whom I still owe an article, and it's coming, AND IT'S EPIC) reminded me the field is quite good, so, you know, don't just automatically vote for me. You should take a good long time to read each and every blog plus the archives. Okay?