Monday, February 23, 2009

Beckham gives United Inter Warning: The Independent

"David Beckham has warned Manchester United to keep an eye on Adriano and Zlatan Ibrahimovic when they face Inter Milan at the San Siro tomorrow night." --The Independent

Hi, is this Mr. Alex? Hi, yeah, it's David. No no, David Beckham. BECKHAM. B-e-c-k -- yeah, yeah it's me, the stopped-round-thing hitter! How are you? Great, great. No I didn't see that Bush shoe throwing incident. Oh, well that's very nice of you to think of me.

Listen, I know it's Champions League week and you're probably busy but I noticed you guys are playing Inter. Inter Mila--yes, i-n-t-e -- yes, the one that Portuguese man is coaching. Yes, the one who coached the "blue team," that's him. Listen Alex, I just wanted to tell you a couple of things, because you know, I play for AC Milan now. No, they're not the white team, that's the L.A. Galaxy.

Zidane? No, I don't often see him. Ohhhh, you're thinking of Real Madrid, no Mr. Alex that was a while ago. I played in LA for a bit. It's in America. Listen, can we get back to Inter Milan for sec? Good. So, I just wanted to tell you about these two strikers. A striker? Well, the are the guys nearest the opposing goal, they usually try and score and stuff. By kicking the sphere, that's right. Good.

Anyway, Inter's got these two guys named Ibrahimovic and Adriano. Yes, they are sphere-hitters. I just wanted you to know they're really quite good. Yes, so your defenders, yes, the goal-guarders, that's right, they should, you know, keep an eye on them so they don't score on you. Okay? Great Mr. Alex. How's Giggsy and Scholesy? Your middle grass people. Yes, the redhead and the Welshman. Wait you can't go ask Carlos, he no longer works there, nevermind, it's okay.

Oh, you just saw a bird? Well, I'll let you get back to that then. Ok, nice talking to you too. Bye!

1 comment:

Justin T Wood said...

well at least there is some class going on in the football world:

You are a villa supporter are you not?