Monday, December 22, 2008
Schrodinger's Cat is a Villan
So I'm sitting here recovering from a long and arduous month of singing, with my Christmas shopping finished and warm cider in hand, when I happen to flick on everyone's favourite Newspaper Sports Section Website Podcast, Football Weekly, only to have my jaw hit the desk on its way to floor listening to James Richardson and co banging on about how Villa MIGHT ACTUALLY GO AND WIN THE LEAGUE.
This is not, NOT on. You've let the cat out of the bag, and now that cat will be picked up by some large bloke in a Chelsea shirt, shot repeatedly at point blank range, and chucked in a wood chipper. It's like when you're watching a no-hitter into the top of the ninth, only to have the dumbass announcer let it loose that we are one pitch away from history seconds before the left-fielder bobbles a routine pop-fly.
I knew it, you knew it, most importantly before this weekend, Arsenal knew it, and you had to go and ruin it. I wasn't sure before, but now it's official: I'm so over you Football Weekly.