Saturday, November 15, 2008

Arsenal 0 Aston Villa 2 -- Live Match Report!



90 + 4 Tottenham are still in the relegation zone. The lights are going out all over North London and we won't see them again in our lifetime. Birmingham is suddenly ghetto fabulous.

79
I think I have a bit of an Ag-boner...

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Is it? It is! Peter Wi -- sorry, Gael Clichy!

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+ 1 Just put in the net FFS!

Preamble
Randy Lerner looks more and more like a ghost every day. In England, pants are underwear!

3 comments:

Fredorrarci said...

Flukey goals. Can't actually see the game, like, but I bet they were flukey.

There's no justin.tv feed for the game, and I miss the erudite amiablity of its chat window, so I'll make up for it here:

i herd john carews got nob rot frm dat slappr an his nob fell off hahahahaha

i *** william mcgregors nan an she wuz ***

ronaldo jus beat 8 dfndrs + scored from 30 yrds!!!! seriosly!!!!

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lnk 4 manu plz???

and so on.

ursus arctos said...

Hearty congratulations, Richard.
You deserved that.

And *applause* for fredorrarci (those his version is much more entertaining than the original).

Richard Whittall said...

Man, you should do a live match report written in justin tv-galese, you have it down (very disturbingly) to a tee.

And ursus, I haven't felt this good since we nailed Chelsea 0-2 and saw the back of Mourinho a week later. We've got Wenger's number now, although Riley is going to get the Gallic hairdryer for not giving that free kick.